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Several sources “close to the family” have denied to People.com that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are splitting. The breakup was reported Sunday in the British newspaper News of the World. According to the story, the couple met with divorce lawyers (even though they’re not married) to work out property and custody issues. “The paperwork is already organized for a breakup — and for it to be as unmessy for them as possible,” the paper said. It also noted that the couple’s six children would live primarily with Jolie.
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MAN’S SUPERPOWER ALLOWS HIM TO TELL KARDASHIANS APART
Kim Kardashian has obtained a temporary restraining order against 26-year-old Dennis Shaun Bowman, a man she describes as “extremely delusional.” Bowman has repeatedly showed up at her appearances, sometimes in face paint depicting him as the Joker character from “Batman.”
DIRTBAG DIGEST,”Chocolate Rain”
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can’t be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
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HE CAN CROSS STATE LINES?
Andy Dick has been charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse in West Virginia. Dick was arraigned Saturday in Cabell County Magistrate Court. He’s accused of grabbing a bouncer’s crotch, and groping and kissing a male patron at a bar.
EFFICIENCY
THAT WHICH DOES THE LEAST TAKES THE LONGEST
A court commissioner on Friday approved a request allowing Britney Spears to donate the dress she wore at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards so it can be auctioned, with the proceeds going to help Haitian earthquake victims. The court’s permission was needed because the singer remains under a court-ordered conservatorship. Her father, Jamie Spears, who will oversee the donation, controls his daughter’s personal and financial affairs.
» “I’m not in charge of what she does with any part of her body. I’m her husband, not her owner.” — Spencer Pratt, regarding wife Heidi Montag’s 10-plastic-surgeries-in-one-day stunt.
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